i killed the teen dream
College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

This shit is on point.

(via jjsinterlude)

slowweaves:

accras:

Big bun don’t care

#omg our babies

slowweaves:

accras:

Big bun don’t care

#omg our babies

boom clap the sound of my ass

french:

me walking in school:

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me walking out of school:

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micdotcom:

Twitter detective finds Philadelphia men responsible for hospitalizing gay couple

An anonymous Twitter user became a hero this week by solving the case of a brutal, homophobic gang assault on a young gay couple in Philadelphia that left the two hospitalized.

On the night of Sept. 11, the couple was cornered, verbally harassed and beaten into the hospital by a dozen or so “young, clean-cut” and apparently very drunk white men and women in their early 20s. As the pair were attacked, the gang repeatedly jeered them as “faggots” and even stole one of their wallets. NBC News reports that the couple’s resulting injuries were gruesome

Twitter to the rescue

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

drakemoji:

im losing my mind

drakemoji:

im losing my mind

mexi-doodler:

Kiki’s Delivery Service Trailer

OOOHHHH MY GAAAAWWWDDD!!! 

midnightjazz:

bellecosby:

12112011443:

bellecosby:

sectum-and-sempra:

bellecosby:

White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke

This is a generalization.

case in point 

It is a generalization, and it’s racist
"Black men can take welfare but they can’t take a joke" Look. Racism

"Blacks comprise 22 percent of the poor, but blacks only take in 14 percent of government benefits. Conversely, whites make up 42 percent of the poor , but take in a disproportionate 69 percent of government benefits." (x) (x)

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^^ When they step out of line, hit they ass with a snapple fact.